Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.