When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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