When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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