When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.