When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.