When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.