When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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