When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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