When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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