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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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