When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.