When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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