Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.