Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.