Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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