Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.