Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.