Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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