Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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