Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...