Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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