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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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