There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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