There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Then he climbed it up.
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That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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