There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.