There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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