There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.