There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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