There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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