There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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