There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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