A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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