A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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