A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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