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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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