A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.