A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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