A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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