A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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