A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.