Joke #13319

Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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About 4,000 years ago: God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!" Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
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Two skeletons meet, and one asks the other, "Did you die before the Social Security reform, or after?" "No, I'm still alive."
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Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like "we need to talk."
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