Q: What fragrance makes you laugh?
A: Essense of humor.
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
A: Drummers.
Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ?
Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep."
Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me."
Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner.
We actually talked to each other.
It was awful!
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