When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.