When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!"
"Don't you mean netsurfing?"
"No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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