Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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