Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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