Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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