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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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