Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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