Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.