Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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