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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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