Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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