Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.