Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
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Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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