Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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