Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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