Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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