Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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