Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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