Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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