Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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