Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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