Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.