Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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I before E except after Chuck.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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