Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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