Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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