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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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