Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.