Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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