Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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