Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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