Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.