Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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