A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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