Joke #4103

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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