A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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