A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.