A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.