A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.