A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!