A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.