Q. Why are fish so smart?
Q. Why are fish so smart
A. Because they swim in schools!
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out.
One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.
"However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk.
"In-stinct," replied Out.
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.