Q. Why are fish so smart?
Q. Why are fish so smart
A. Because they swim in schools!
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When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.
Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass.