Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.