The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.