The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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