The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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