The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.