The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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