The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.