The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.