The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.