The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can control chaos.