The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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