The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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