Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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