Joke #5353

Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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