Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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