Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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