Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.