Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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