Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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