Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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