Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.