Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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