Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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