Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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To who?
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Who's there?
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A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
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Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there? D
umbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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