Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there? D
umbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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