Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Déja.
Déja who?
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Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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