Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Who is there?
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What do you want?
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Who is there?
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Stopwatch who?
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Who's there?
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Sarah who?
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Who's there?
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Fuck who?
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Who's there?
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Testicules who?
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Who's there?
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Kanga who?
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