Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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