Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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