Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there? D
umbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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