Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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