Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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