Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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