Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”
“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
