Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me. 
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on.
"If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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