Joke #8546

Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.

How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.

Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.

A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.

Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. T he sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them…..so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it……and she went “Bow-wow.” So the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one. Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.” The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said “Potatoes.”