Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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