How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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I have a good and a bad news for you.
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All the sisters start whistling happily.
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The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
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