How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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Want to hear a clean joke?
The boy took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was a man.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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