How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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None!
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic.
Alex was crying very loudly.
Johnny: Why are you crying?
Alex: I came here for a blood test.
Johnny: So? Are you afraid?
Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now?
Johnny: I came for a urine test!
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
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