What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride.
A truck driver picks them up.
After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?"
The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares."
So the gay guy goes "POOF".
Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''.
Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?"
The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow.
The fart was huge and smelly and loud.
The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?
A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
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Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
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Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
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A guy walks into a store.
He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand.
In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap.
He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!
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