Worst way to ask for anal:
"Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"
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Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says.
‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Vote:
I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.
Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast.
"You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."
That was too far over the limit.
She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."