Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.
One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.
All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.
The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened."
and poof, her wish was granted.
The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened."
and poof, her wish was granted.
Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
There are three blondes on an island.
A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.
The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.
The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.
The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile sperm bank!
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
A: Because she slept with more than one guy.