Joke #11339

Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!

Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.

Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!

Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!

Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.

Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"

Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.