Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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