Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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