Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Who's There?
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Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Who's there?
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Muffikin who?
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He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
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Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
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