Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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Just found out that my Asian friend died last week...
So Yung.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.