Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
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A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight."
The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".