Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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