Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
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A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.