Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
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A: Ping-Pong
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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