Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.