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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.