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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
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A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid."
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
