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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
"I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that."
Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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