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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
