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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.