Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
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A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Yak the Ripper.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered.
Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"!
Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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