Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"