Joke #1465

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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