Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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