Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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