Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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