Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste.
You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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