Joke #1465

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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