Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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