Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.