Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.