Joke #1465

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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