Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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