Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.