Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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