Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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