Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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