Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!