Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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