Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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