Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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