Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I’m responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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