Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...