Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
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Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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