Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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