Joke #1482

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.

Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.

A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes. But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive. So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?" The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in..."

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.