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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
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Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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A Knight was getting ready for the crusade. Ha turned to his friend and told him: "My fiancée is the most beautiful girl in the world and I can't imagine her being with someone else, while I'm gone. You're my best friend and I trust you. Here's the key for her chastity belt. In case I never get back, unlock her and set her free." When the crusade Knights were a mile away from the village, the Knight gets an urgent message: "Mate, You Gave Me The Wrong Key!"
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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