Joke #1487

Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
Vote:
has 48.32 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”
Vote:
has 78.71 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, fart, food
Man gives blood too save his wifes life. Few months later they are divorced. Husband says too wife, "I want my blood back you B*TCH!" Wife throws the tampon at him and says, "I will pay you back monthly you B*STARD."
Vote:
has 78.79 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
Vote:
has 74.45 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Vote:
has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck cock? Oh wait... Twilight
Vote:
has 82.44 % from 795 votes. More jokes about: dirty, life
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
Vote:
has 19.11 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"
Vote:
has 79.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, money, sex, time
A guy went to a casino and lost all 10 000$. Swearing for the situation he goes to a taxi driver and asks: I have lost all my money, please give me a ride back home for free. Fuck off, no money, no ride. The next day the guys come to casino again and this time he successfully won all the money back and 10 000$ extra. Hi goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one, which refused to give a ride for free yesterday. He goes to the first taxi and says: Will you take me home for 100$ Sure! But when you take me there you'll have to do the blow-job as well Fuck off, man.. The guys goes to all next three cars and the story repeats. Finally he goes to the last taxi driver, who refused to help a day ago, and says: Will you take me home for 100$? Sure! Deal, but you have to pass through those other four taxi drivers very, very slowly.
Vote:
has 70.56 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: dirty