What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.