Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten
inch penis?
A: "Partially disabled."
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years.
An angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
The statues came to life and smiled at each other.
They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.
After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Giggling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby?
A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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