Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.” She snuck by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it. The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night’s noises. “Well Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should scream.” “You’re absolutely right sweetheart, ”the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. “Now why were you laughing?” she asked. “You always said if it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered. “True enough, honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days. “Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her youngest daughter. “Why was it so quiet in your room last night?” “Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.”
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.