Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: He was very thinkful.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak.
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet.
He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio.
He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees.
He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers.
In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no...smallcox, too!"
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack?
A: Boo berries
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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