Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”. Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word “fucking”, and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said “cooking”. Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words “bitches and hoes”. He went home and his father told him it meant “grandpa and grandma”. Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over. Timmy answered the door with glee and says: “Hey bitches and hoes! I’ll take your shit to the closet cause dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Husband: "Right now, for this Women's Day, I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!" Wife: "Oh dear, I will miss you!"
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?