Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: He was very thinkful.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”.
He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”.
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word “fucking”, and for a second time, asked his father what it meant.
His father promptly said “cooking”.
Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words “bitches and hoes”.
He went home and his father told him it meant “grandpa and grandma”.
Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says: “Hey bitches and hoes! I’ll take your shit to the closet cause dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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