Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: He was very thinkful.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"
Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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