Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: He was very thinkful.
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A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"
A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled"
The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q: What's brown and white and flies all over?
A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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