How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
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"Hi, honey."
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A: Uncle.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"