How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
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He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper.
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"
The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: Homework!