Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.