Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.