Joke #2560

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?" In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."

Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?" In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.

Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!

Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.