Joke #1638

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
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I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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