Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."