Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.