Joke #1638

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.

Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.

Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.

I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.

Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.

One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.

Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!

Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.