Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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