Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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