Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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