Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.