Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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