Joke #1638

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
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Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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