Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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