Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.