Joke #1638

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.

Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.

Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.

If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.

A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"

Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.

Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...