Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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A: The rest of his family.
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A: Pushing his luck.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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