Joke #1672

Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
Vote:
has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Vote:
has 48.63 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
Vote:
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
There was a horny young lady named Lil, Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil!
Vote:
has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver's ear. She said, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!" This time, he figured he'd better look into it. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me sir, could I help you?" The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it..." The man continued, "I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!"
Vote:
has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people, sex, travel
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
Vote:
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.
Vote:
has 69.51 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, work
Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn't wearing any panties. "Is it cooler without panties?" they ask. She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
Vote:
has 74.69 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
Vote:
has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
Vote:
has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting