What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamt that Venus
was strokin' his penis
And woke with a handfull of goo
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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Q: How do you eat a frog?
A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat.
He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?"
The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt.
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