What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears.
What am I?
Ugly!
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck.
The father says "okay, you know what to do."
Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick."
The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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A guy gets out of the V.D.
Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times.
After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.
"How's the food there?" asks the hooker.
"Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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