What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart.
It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat.
He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?"
The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes.
"Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them.
Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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What is grosser than gross?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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