How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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A: Nothing they're already burned.
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A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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A: The black ones steal your watch.
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