How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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