How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!