How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I’m responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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