How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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