How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.
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