How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.