How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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