Joke #1718

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
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