How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says,
"Oh, forget that nigga."
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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