How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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