How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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