Joke #1718

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Vote: has 47.59 % from 85 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Vote: has 72.84 % from 66 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Vote: has 45.40 % from 111 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Vote: has 40.39 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Vote: has 70.78 % from 97 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Vote: has 58.98 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Vote: has 51.01 % from 116 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Vote: has 69.69 % from 229 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Vote: has 61.39 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Vote: has 65.20 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist