How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven