Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.