Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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