Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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