Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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A: The back of the oven.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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A: They never get old.
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A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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