Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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