Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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