Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.