Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac.
They drive off the Grand Cannon.
What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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