Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.