Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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