Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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