Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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