Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.