Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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