Joke #524

Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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