Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.