Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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