Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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