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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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