Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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