Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.