Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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