Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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