Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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