Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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