Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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