Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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