Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.