Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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