Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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