Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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