Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."