Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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