Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”