Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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I don’t know I just bought him!
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
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