Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.