There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
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They both multiply a lot.
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000.
The first question was what is 10 plus 11?
She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!"
The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect."
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5."
She answers and says "20".
Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2."
The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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