There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
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A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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Why was the math textbook so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2?
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Three statisticians go out hunting together.
After a while they spot a solitary rabbit.
The first statistician takes aim and overshoots.
The second aims and undershoots.
The third shouts out "We got him!"
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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