There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
Vote:
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Vote:
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldn't find the 11
Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?
He had to work it out with a pencil...
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke?
A: Probably...
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Vote:
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!