Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?" Class: "At once!"
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.