Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.